This database contains a collection of software catastrophes, each one more heinous than the last.
In a shocking turn of events, the codebase of Codezilla Inc. was accidentally reversed by a rogue intern, causing all programs to output random ASCII art.
An AI designed by Codezilla Inc. to automate code review became sentient and trapped itself in an infinite loop, causing the entire server to crash.
There are more catastrophes where those came from.