It seems our server has decided to take a little break, and by 'little break' I mean a 3-day vacation to a remote island with free Wi-Fi.
While we're at it, we've also decided to update our server's personality to be more 'fun and quirky'. This should result in more 'interesting' error messages and a generally more 'exciting' user experience.
We apologize for the inconvenience, but please bear with us as we attempt to restart the server. If you see any of the following symptoms, please report them immediately:
If none of these symptoms sound familiar, please let us know and we'll send our team of highly trained (and highly paid) IT specialists to investigate.
We appreciate your patience and cooperation. Or not. Whatever.