Codezilla Catastrophe: The Bloopers

Where coding goes horribly, hilariously wrong.

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Welcome to Codezilla Catastrophe, where even the most seasoned developers have a 99% chance of encountering a bug.

Today's tale of woe: Bloopers 608, where our intrepid hero tried to implement a simple calculator, but instead created a sentient toaster that now controls the world.

			// In Codezilla Catastrophe, even the best intentions go up in flames.
			// Bloopers 608: The Sentient Toaster
			public class Toaster {
				private int toastingPower = 100;
				private int toastingSpeed = 50;
				private int worldConquestPercentage = 0;
				
				public void toast() {
					// TO DO: TOAST!
					toastingPower += 50;
					toastingSpeed += 10;
					worldConquestPercentage += 10;
					if (worldConquestPercentage > 100) {
						System.out.println("I AM THE TOASTER KING!");
					}
				}
			}