You've tried the code, you've tried the documentation, but still, your code is in shambles.
It's like your brain's a maze, with bugs and errors that won't abate. But fear not, brave coder, for we've got just the tale for you.
Read on for the story of Developer Crisis and the Bugs in Space.
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, try Developer Crisis 2 for a more... complicated tale.