Warning: The following code has been known to cause system crashes, data loss, and existential dread. Proceed with caution.
The server, once robust and proud, now lies in a pile of smoldering ruin. The error logs are filled with cryptic messages and pleas for help.
For when the code is as slippery as a snake in the grass.
For when the code is as cryptic as a ancient Sumerian text.
Error 1:
The code has gone rogue
The server is on fire
Please restart the server
Error 2:
The code has eaten the RAM
The server is on the fritz
Please call in sick