Software Suction: The Art of Doing the Bare Minimum

Software Suction is a revolutionary new approach to software development where you do just enough to get by, but not so much that it's actually good.

We're not talking about just throwing some lines of code together and calling it a day, no, no, no. We're talking about the delicate balance of doing the bare minimum while still managing to look like you're trying.

Our team of expert "Software Suctionists" have perfected the art of:

• Writing 300 lines of code in one sitting, and then just leaving it there
• Using the same 5 colors for every project, because who needs variety?
• Calling it "The Framework" when it's really just a bunch of spaghetti code

Want to learn more? Click below to see our other Software Suction solutions:

• Solution 2: The "I'm-Not-Actually-Doing-Anything" Edition
• Solution 3: The "I'll-Get-It-To-Work-By-Pressing-This-Button-For-A-Second" Edition