It's a hot day, and you're stuck at the pool. You need a drink that's as refreshing as your swim trunks are uncomfortable. Introducing the Poolside Mai Tai, a drink that's equal parts refreshing and regret-inducing.
Here's the recipe:
1 part rum, 1 part pineapple juice, 1 part coconut cream, 1 part regret over your life choices. Mix, shake, and serve in a glass with a cute umbrella.
Enjoy, but don't say we didn't warn you.