Binary Code Revisions

Because sometimes, things are just too broken, and you need someone to fix them. Or break them. Either way, we're here for you.

Services

• Code Review - We'll look at your code and tell you why it's terrible.
• Code Breakdown - We'll break your code, and then break it some more.
• Code Fixation - We'll fix your code for you, but only after we've broken it first.

Our Process

We'll take your broken code, and we'll make it worse. And then we'll make it better. Or maybe worse again. Our process is like that.

Here's how it works:

1. 1. We'll look at your code.
2. 2. We'll find the worst parts of your code.
3. 3. We'll break those parts even more.
4. 4. We'll fix those parts, but only after we've made a good argument for why they were terrible in the first place.
5. 5. We'll give you back your code, but with a side of regret.

Testimonials

"I was on the brink of tears, but Binary Code Revisions saved me!" - John Doe, Coder Extraordinaire

"Binary Code Revisions is the reason I'm still awake at 3am, re-debugging my code for the 100th time." - Jane Doe, Code Junkie

        
            // We'll fix your code for you, but only after we've broken it first.
            // Because that's just how we roll.
            // 
            // function fixCode(code) {
                // var brokenCode = breakCode(code);
                // console.log('Your code is now broken.');
                // return brokenCode;
            // }
            // 
            // function breakCode(code) {
                // var brokenParts = [];
                // for (var i = 0; i < code.length; i++) {
                    // brokenParts.push(code[i] * 2);
                // }
                // return brokenParts;
            // }