Designs for the most stylishly incompetent space explorers.
Our designs prioritize fashion over function, because who needs oxygen when you look this cool?
Flower Power - A suit adorned with a floral pattern of glow-in-the-dark mushrooms.
Unicorn Rage - A suit with a pastel rainbow of horns and a mane that changes color with every step.
"I wore the Flower Power suit on my last mission and I'm pretty sure I saw a comet. I'm not sure which one was the real problem." - John D. Spacecowboy
"I purchased the Unicorn Rage suit and now I have to deal with my crewmates' constant 'Is that a unicorn?' jokes. Worth it." - Captain Zara Starblazer
FAQ - Because you're probably wondering how our suits work.
Order Form - Because who needs actual functionality when you can have style?