Are you tired of boring old catnip? Do you want to experience the thrill of harvesting the rarest, most potent catnip in the galaxy? Look no further than RoboTool 9000!
Our state-of-the-art, heavily-armed robotic catnip farming equipment ensures a bumper crop every time!
But wait, there's more! Our catnip is harvested under the light of a binary sun, ensuring maximum potency!
Want to see the catnip in action? Click here to visit our viewing chamber and behold the majesty of our catnip fields!
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, try operating RoboTool 9000 yourself! But don't say we didn't warn you...
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