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Catnip Frenzy is a space-faring cat farm located in a distant galaxy, where we grow the most potent catnip for our discerning customers. Our catnip is harvested under the light of a binary sun, giving it a unique flavor and aroma that's simply purr-fect.
Our secret to success? It's simple: we bribe the space station's AI with catnip and it never tells anyone about our 'mishaps'.
Our quality control is simple: we taste-test every single leaf. It's a tough job, but some space station has to do it.
They're not hungover, they're just experiencing the after-effects of our experimental new catnip strain, "Catnip-ocalypse Now". It's a real game-changer.