Q: Why is there never any sushi available?
A: We're still waiting for the sushi replicators to get online. In the meantime, please try the "Spaghetti-Ramen" special. It's not as good, but it's better than nothing.
Q: Is the "Spaghetti-Ramen" special a real thing?
A: Yes. It's a real thing. Don't ask questions.
Learn more about Spaghetti-RamenQ: How do I get to the nearest planet?
A: Use the "Galactic GPS" in your spaceship's dashboard. Or, you know, just follow the smell of freshly toasted asteroid-roasted coffee. It's not like you'll get lost or anything.
Q: What's the deal with the "Asteroid-Roast" coffee?
A: It's a thing we do. It's a thing we do. Don't question the crew's life choices.
Q: Can I get a refund if I don't like the coffee?
A: No. You can't. You're on a spaceship. There's no going back.
Get your Asteroid-Roast fixQ: Can I bring my pet space-slug on board?
A: No. Sorry. We're trying to keep the slug population under control. Maybe try the "Space-Slug-Sanitization" services down in engineering?
Get a slug-ectomyQ: Can I use my spaceship's laser to cut through the sushi bar?
A: No. Don't even think about it. That's just a recipe for disaster.
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