Anti-Matter Sushi

A dish so bold, it defies the laws of physics!

Our Anti-Matter Sushi is crafted with the finest negative mass and a dash of existential dread. Served with a side of quantum uncertainty.

Warning: Consuming our Anti-Matter Sushi may cause:

But don't worry, it's all worth it for that one bite!

Recommended pairing: A nice glass of Quantum Foam.

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