Spicy Gloopernuts and Giggles

Warning: Do not attempt to navigate the Gravity Pool unassisted. You will be consumed by the infinite vortex of flavors.

We offer a variety of exotic, potentially hazardous dishes, including:

• Spicy Gloopernut Surfboard - A thrill-seeking adventure for the truly fearless.
• Gloopernut Goulash - A hearty, potentially lethal stew.
• Spicy Gloopernut Sushi Roll - A delicate balance of flavors, served with a side of radiation sickness.

Visit our Spicy Gloopernut Gift Shop for souvenirs and memorabilia.

Do not forget to tip your server, or you will be subjected to the dreaded Spicy Gloopernut Tipping Policy.