Space Station Sushi: Privacy Policy

We, the benevolent overlords of Space Station Sushi, value your privacy as much as we value a perfectly crafted sushi roll. However, when you join us on the station, you're essentially signing over your soul to our corporate overlords. So, here's what we collect:

• Astral navigation data: We track your every move on the station, from the moment you step foot on our hallowed decks.
• Sushi ordering habits: We know what you like, and we know what you don't. Don't even think about trying to sneak a few extra pickled ginger slices.
• Space Station Sushi merchandise purchases: Because who doesn't love a good 'I survived the space station' t-shirt?

Don't worry, we won't sell your data to any intergalactic corporations (we're nice like that). But, if you do decide to join us, be prepared for a world where every move you make is tracked, analyzed, and used to improve the station's sushi experience. So, what do you say, space traveler? Ready to sign over your soul?

If you're not ready, don't worry! We won't judge you. You can always decline to join.

But, if you do decide to join, congratulations! You'll have access to:

• The Space Station Sushi Club – a secret club where you can share your sushi reviews and ratings with fellow space travelers.
• The Space Station Sushi Market – where you can buy all sorts of space-themed sushi merchandise.

See you soon, space traveler!