Black Hole Roll: A Galactic Sushi Odyssey
Warning: Consuming this sushi may cause your taste buds to be sucked into a nearby black hole. Prolonged consumption may lead to infinite loops of quantum uncertainty.
Ingredients:
- Seaweed-infused rice
- Tuna in a state of superposition
- Avocado, sliced and quantum-entangled
- Black hole dust (just a pinch)
Side effects:
- Involuntary teleportation to a parallel universe
- Uncontrollable urges to sing 'Space Oddity'
- Temporary loss of consciousness (just for a second)