Because, let's be real, who needs gravity when you have spicy tuna?
A roll of defiance, wrapped in seaweed, and served with a side of "I'm-not-listening-to-your-authority"
A roll of fiery passion, wrapped in a wave of determination, and served with a side of "You-can't-tell-me-what-to-do"
A roll of pure, unadulterated, unapologetic defiance, wrapped in a blanket of "I-don't-care-about-your-rules"
A fizzy drink of rebellion, served with a splash of "I'm-not-drinking-that"
A drink of otherworldly origin, served with a twist of "You-won't-understand"