Our chef has pilfered the finest ingredients from across the galaxy. Don't ask questions, just enjoy.
We're not really sure what the reviewers are talking about, but they seem to like us:
5/5 stars - A taste sensation from another world!
- Zorvath, Intergalactic Food Critic
1/5 stars - I asked for no MSG, but they gave me a whole nebula of regret!
- A concerned citizen of Andromeda
Located on the dark side of the moon, just past the abandoned space station.
Consuming our food may cause spontaneous combustion, spontaneous laughter, or spontaneous teleportation. We are not responsible for any lost or damaged space-time continuum.