Spaghettification Roll

Warning: Spaghettification Roll may cause excessive happiness, spontaneous singing, and/or sudden urges to shout "I'm a little teapot" at the top of your lungs.

Our Spaghettification Roll is a delicacy unlike any other. A fusion of the finest space-grown ingredients, expertly mixed with a hint of rocket fuel and a dash of stardust.

Side effects may include:

Try it, and you will minimalist.

Or, if you're feeling adventurous:

Spaghetti Frenzy for the truly bold.