Article 1: Don't Touch the Space Station's Finery
Do not touch the sushi bar, the sushi chef, or any other shiny objects. We have a zero-tolerance policy for contamination.
Article 2: Sushi Etiquette
Always use chopsticks. If you don't have any, ask for a pair, and we'll try our best to accommodate you, but no promises. Don't make a mess with soy sauce, or we'll have to send in the Space Station Cleaning Crew.
Don't even think about putting wasabi on the tablecloth, or the Space Station's reputation will never recover.
Article 3: Intergalactic Dispute Resolution
Any conflicts will be resolved by our in-house mediator, a wise and just space slug named Zorvath. Don't worry, he's got a reputation for being fair, but firm.