You've arrived at the most esteemed establishment in the cosmos: Galactic Fizz. Where the brews are out of this world, and the snacks are, well, not.
Our specialty: a fine blend of carbonated gases and sugar water, served with a side of existential dread.
Try our best-selling 'Dark Matter' - a drink so dense, it'll warp the fabric of space-time.
Don't forget to try our 'Cosmic Nachos' - a snack so crunchy, it'll make you question the meaning of reality.
Cosmic Crisps are also available.