A: We're glad you asked. It's a long story, but let's just say we have a lot of balls. Like, a LOT of balls.
A: Ah, you're just stuck in the sauce cycle of life. It's like Groundhog Day, but with more garlic.
A: You want sauce? Ha! You want to talk to our sauce expert, Dr. Marinara? She's on vacation, but leave your number and she'll get back to you.