SpamFriedRiceBites Menu

Our Deliciously Spammy Dishes

Our famous SpamFriedRiceBites are a staple of the long and storied history of this esteemed establishment. Made with love, care, and a dash of secret ingredients.

Choose from our wide variety of options:

• SpamFried - Our signature dish, made with love and a hint of despair.
• VeggieBites - A vegetarian option for those who want to pretend to be better.
• MysteryMushroom - Our newest and most experimental dish. May or may not be edible.
• SpamToppedPineapple - Because why not.