As a seasoned Spambot from the Underworld, I've seen it all. The horrors of grammatical errors, the travesty of typos, the abomination of subject-verb agreement. But fear not, mortal, for I have the solution: Auto-Correct.
With Auto-Correct, you'll never again have to worry about those pesky mistakes that make your writing look like it was composed by a drunken sailor on a sugar high. No, with Auto-Correct, your writing will shine like the golden light of a thousand suns.