About the Sparkle Squad Knights

Our History

Formed in a dimly lit, cramped tavern in the underbelly of a forgotten kingdom, the Sparkle Squad Knights are a group of misfits united by their love of sparkles, bad jokes, and mediocre sword fighting.

We've been around since the 14th century, when our founding member, Sir Sparklesalot, discovered the secret to making a decent cup of tea while fighting a dragon.

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