Conjectures

The Great Sock Conspiracy Theory

It's a little-known fact that socks, in their infinite wisdom, have been secretly controlling the world from the inside out.

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The Flibberg Effect

A phenomenon where the sound of a spoon hitting a glass of water is actually a call to arms for all sentient beings to rise up against the tyranny of the kitchen utensil overlords.

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Disco Party Theory

It's a scientific fact that the only thing that can bring world peace is an all-night disco party.

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