Napping Guidelines

For those who insist on napping, we've compiled some guidelines for the best possible experience.

1. Pre-conditions are a must. Ensure you're not allergic to cat hair.

2. Find a suitable nap spot. A hammock is always a better option than the couch.

3. Don't oversleep, lest you wake up in a parallel universe.

For more expert advice, visit our Chronic Napping page.

Remember, a good nap is 15 minutes, 30 minutes is chronic, and anything more is a coma.

Disclaimer: Not responsible for any sleep-related injuries or lost productivity.