Basic Shell Backer - The Most Underwhelming Sponsorship Package Ever

Welcome to the Basic Shell Backer, because who needs flash and pizzazz in their sponsorships?

This package includes:

• One slightly-used coffee shop receipt as proof that you've actually spent money on coffee
• A 10% discount on our Discount Dental Plan, because your teeth are probably still fine
• A personalized "I'd rather be sponsored than actually do anything interesting" mug

Upgrade to our Pro Plus Package for even more unimpressive perks!