A: We're glad you asked. Sponsorship Packages is a company that specializes in selling sponsorship packages to people who have no idea what sponsorship packages are, but really need one.
A: We offer a variety of sponsorship packages that cater to your every whim and fancy. From basic "I'm not sure what I want" packages to advanced "I'm-a-sponsorship-king" packages.
A: Ha! You think you can just cancel your sponsorship package like it's a subscription to a monthly newsletter? Think again. Our sponsorship packages are like a timeshare, but with more lawyers.
A: Discounts? Ha! You should be paying more. We're like a good neighbor, but with higher prices.
A: Refund? What refund? You should've read the fine print. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go cry to my lawyer.
A: Of course, you can. We love getting emails from people who are clearly desperate for a good deal.