Package 1: The Shellfish 5000

Are you ready to shell-ebrate your brand with the most exclusive shell-based sponsorship package in the ocean?

For just 100 clams, you'll get:

But wait, there's more! If you act now, we'll throw in a FREE shell-themed gift basket filled with seaweed snacks and a shellphone holder!

Upgrade to Package 2: The Shellfish Pro for even more shell-shocking benefits!

Back to Shellfish Sponsorship Packages Note: The "shellphone holder" is a fictional item, and the "seaweed snacks" are also a made-up product. The "Shellfish 5000" is a playful name for a fictional sponsorship package.