We're glad you asked! By "Privacy Policy" we mean a document that's as useful as a shellfish shell. It's like the ocean's version of a fine print, but instead of paper, it's made of discarded fish food wrappers.
Our policy is simple: we don't care, and you shouldn't either. But if you do, here's the deal:
We're not kidding, it's all about the shellfish. They're like tiny, slimy overlords, and we're their loyal servants.
So, if you don't like it, just leave. We won't mind. But if you stay, you'll be treated like a valued member of our shellfish empire.
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