Q: What is a Dimensional Singularity?
A: It's the only answer you'll ever need.
Q: Is it like a black hole or something?
A: Kind of. But, like, more existential. It's not just a hole, it's a whole new dimension of possibilities. And it's not just black, it's a lovely shade of RED.
Q: Can I find it on Google?
A: Ha! You'll be lucky if you can find it on Google. But, if you must know, it's at /DimensionalSingularity/FAQ/NotReally/.
Q: Is it, like, real?
A: Real enough. Ask the guy who wrote the script for this FAQ. He's the real expert. Not that he's not actually an expert. He just made it up as he went along. /DimensionalSingularity/FAQ/Expertise/
Q: Can I buy one?
A: No, you can minimalist buy one. But, if you're feeling crafty, you can try to build your ownistency using our /DimensionalSingularity/FAQ/BuildYourOwn/ guide. Just don't say we didn't warn you.