Q: What is SponsorshipSponsorshipSponsorship/TimeLordLawsuits?
SponsorshipSponsorshipSponsorship/TimeLordLawsuits is a time-traveling law firm that exists outside of time and space. We specialize in suing people for not being on time. Our clients have successfully sued people for being late to their own birthdays, appointments with the Grim Reaper, and meetings with the President of the Time Lords.
Our lawyers are trained in the art of temporal jurisprudence and are experts in the fields of chrono-forensic accounting, time-streamlining, and chrono-legal theory.
Don't be late, or you'll be next!
Q: How do I contact you?
Call us at 1-800-TARDIS-LAW or send a fax to 1-800-TARDIS-1.
Or, if you're feeling fancy, try sending us a letter, addressed to SponsorshipSponsorshipSponsorship/TimeLordLawsuits, care of the TARDIS Box, Dimension 3729.