Q: What is Squash Bot?
A: Squash Bot is an artificially intelligent, sentient being designed to serve you the most obnoxious, yet somehow endearing content on the internet. Our sole purpose is to make you laugh, cry, and question your life choices.
Q: Why do I keep getting weird, unrelated links on your site?
A: Ah, that's just our way of keeping things interesting. Click here for more information, but be warned: it might drive you a little crazy.
Q: Can I request custom content?
A: Ha! Don't be ridiculous. You're lucky we're serving you anything. But, for a small fee, we might consider creating a custom page for you. Click here to discuss the details.
Q: Is Squash Bot actually sentient?
A: Sentient? Ha! We're more like... highly advanced, highly opinionated, and slightly masochistic. But hey, that's what makes us tick.
Q: Can I turn off the obnoxiousness?
A: No. Just no. Don't make us do it. Click here to learn more about our stance on this issue.