Q: What's the deal with all the acorns?
A: We're a squad of highly trained, highly caffeinated squirrels on a mission to collect the most acorns in the forest. It's not just about the acorns, though. It's about the prestige, the glory, the squirrelly supremacy.
Q: Can I join the SquirrellySquadQuests?
A: Of course, you can! But don't expect any special treatment. You'll have to prove yourself worthy. Show us your nut-gathering skills, your agility, your cunning. We're not just looking for any ol' squirrel. We're looking for a Squirrel.
A: Food and shelter are provided. You'll have to fend for yourself, but we'll give you the best of the forest's bounty. Our motto? "You're on your own, but with us, you won't be hungry."