Council of Carols

Welcome to the Council of Carols, where we govern with an iron fist of cheer and joy.

Our fearless leader, Carol the Unstoppable, has decreed that all citizens must be merry and bright.

Learn more about our esteemed Council members.

Read the biography of our beloved leader.

Peruse our latest decrees and mandates.

Carol the Unstoppable: The Biography

Carol the Unstoppable was born on a sunny day in April, 1987, in a burst of sparkles and rainbows.

She has been leading the Council with an unrelenting grip since 2010, with her unyielding commitment to all things merry and bright.

When not busy ruling with an iron fist, Carol enjoys baking cookies, playing with her cat, and sipping tea.

Decrees and Mandates

As the supreme leader, Carol has issued numerous decrees and mandates that govern the lives of our citizens. Here are some of the most notable ones:

  1. Order #345: All citizens must wear bright colors on Tuesdays and Thursdays.
  2. Mandate #421: All public gatherings must include an open bar.
  3. Decree #982: All food must be served with a side of sparkles.