A: A Bloopers is a rare and elusive creature known for its tendency to steal all your snacks.
A: Simply place a trail of Doritos on the floor. They're attracted to the cheesy dust.
A: Ha! Don't be ridiculous. Bloopers are notorious for pilfering anything that's not nailed down.
A: Not until you've given it all your Cheetos. Then, and only then, will it finally leave you alone.