Job Title: Galactic Conqueror-in-Residence
Job Description: Apply to rule the cosmos with an iron fist, or at least a moderately firm grip. Must have experience with planetary invasion strategies, alien diplomacy, and the ability to eat 3 pounds of space rations in one sitting.
Job Type: Full-Time (with a 4-hour lunch break for napping)
Salary: Negotiable (but let's be real, you're not getting rich off the intergalactic market)
Location: Andromeda-7 (don't worry, it's not as far as it sounds)
Requirements:
- Must have a valid ID badge
- Must be able to handle 10+ hours of zero-gravity meetings
- Must have experience with the Andromedian equivalent of "HR"