Bill

The founder and CEO of StealBloopers, Bill is a master of the dark art of thievery. He's been known to steal a good deal of things in his time.

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Marty

Marty is our resident expert in the field of shoplifting. He can lift a 2x4 in under 10 seconds.

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Bob is our team's newest member, and he's a natural. He's been stealing things since he was 5.