"Instructor Krysto's training program is the only one where I've ever managed to sneak up on a stealth mission undetected. I mean, I'm pretty sure I was detected, but the enemy was all, 'Oh, it's just Krysto, he's just here for the free cheese.' "

"I never knew I could move so stealthily until I took Instructor Krysto's program. Now I'm known as the 'Shadow King' among my friends and family. Except, you know, I'm not actually that good at stealth. But I do have a nice ' Shadow King' business card."