**The Art of the Quick Exit**: Learn how to swiftly and silently exit a room when your mother asks, "When are you getting married?"
**Infiltrating the Kitchen**: Discover the secrets to slipping unnoticed past your father-in-law's probing eyes during family meals.
**The Science of Sudden Departure**: Find out how to abandon your in-laws' couch without leaving a trail of dirty socks or last night's pizza boxes.