Welcome to the most unhinged, unorthodox, and utterly unpredictable inventions from the mind of our esteemed inventor, Professor Pocketwatch.
Caution: Our inventions may cause spontaneous combustion, unpredictable temporal distortions, or an increased risk of spontaneous combustion. Prolonged use may lead to permanent damage to your wallet, social standing, or sanity. Proceed with extreme caution.