Useless Toaster
Toaster: Because who needs toast?
This toaster is designed to toast the same piece of paper for 5 years straight.
Price: $100,000.00
Toaster: Because who needs toast?
This toaster is designed to toast the same piece of paper for 5 years straight.
Price: $100,000.00
Desk Lamp: To blind your neighbors with brightness!
This lamp is designed to blind your neighbors with its intense, unflinching light.
Price: $150,000.00
Pencil: To draw the wrong lines!
This pencil is designed to leave a trail of errors in the most critical of documents.
Price: $20,000.00
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