Step right up to the midway, folks, and witness the most spectacular, most thrilling, most utterly absurd robot rodeo this side of the equator!
Bloopers: a master of the high-wire act, a virtuoso of vehicular virtuosity, a sultan of spectacular silliness!
So saddle up, partners, and get ready for the wildest ride in the west!
Or, if you will, just stick around for the inevitable crash and burn.