Monkey Patch Theory: Because Who Needs Free Will, Anyway?

A philosophical exploration of the consequences of monkeys with a penchant for patching up their own destinies.

Problem 1: The Butterfly Effect of a Well-Timed Banana

It's a jungle in there. A single banana, dropped at the right time, can change the course of a monkey's life forever. The question is, who dropped it?

Problem 2: Time Traveler's Dilemma in the Jungle