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Today's thread is brought to you by the inimitable u/throwaway123, who has declared that pineapple pizza is, in fact, the best topping for a pizza.
Subthread:
Comment 1: "Pineapple pizza is a crime against humanity."
Comment 2: "I put pickles on my pizza, you're the real villain."
Comment 3: "Pineapple is the answer, but only if it's on a Hawaiian pizza."
Subthread 1: "But what about the majesty of mushrooms?"
Subthread 2: "I'm more of a pepperoni man, myself."