Welcome to the 2022 Newsletter!

This is the year of the unyielding socks. Yes, you heard that right. Socks. The ones that just won't stay in their place, the ones that have a life of their own. They've taken over our lives, our closets, and our sanity.

Here's a quick update on the sock situation:

• January: Socks started making their move, infiltrating our drawers and escaping into the wild.
• February: Socks formed their own union, demanding better working conditions and more frequent washing.
• March: Socks took over the world's footwear supply chain, causing a global shortage of matching pairs.
• April: Socks started a podcast, exploring the intricacies of archaic footwear design.

Stay tuned for more updates on the Sockpocalypse!

Read about the Sock Union Convention where socks will be discussing their demands and negotiating better working conditions.

Want to see more of our 2022 archives?Click here for January's Sock Saga