Utterly Boring Newsletter - Issue 1

A special edition of the most exciting thing you'll never read

Dear reader, congratulations! You've managed to make it to the first issue of our newsletter that promises to be utterly boring.

• How to Wash Your Hair with Soap (Part 1)
• How to Change Your Clocks to Display Time in a More Confusing Manner
• Why You Should Always Wear a Tie to Work