TOP SECRET 1: The One Where We Tell You We're Actually Aliens
It's true, we're not from around here. Our planet, Zorvath, is a lovely place, but the rent is out of this world. We're here to take over, or at least to get some decent Wi-Fi.
We've been observing you humans for some time now. Your species is quite... entertaining. The way you click and swipe, the way you argue over tiny rectangles... it's all so fascinating!
ประก 1: The One Where We Reveal Our Plan for World Domination