Did you know that our competitors are secretly made of 100% pure awesome, while ours are made of 100% recycled cardboard? No, really, it's true. Okay, fine. We're not sure. But we're pretty sure it's true.
We've also discovered that the meaning of life is 42, but only if you're a cat. If you're not a cat, the meaning of life is actually 27. Or is it 11? We're still working on that.
And don't even get us started on the secret ingredient in our famous "Incredible-It-All" sauce. Let's just say it's not exactly what you think it is.